Women always think you need a man, you need a father, as if they'd be the slightest use. Men are a dead weight, they're clumsy and maladjusted.

- Yasmina Reza

If I'm who I am because I'm who I am and you're who you are because you are who you are, then I'm who I am and you're who you are. If, on the other h…

- Yasmina Reza

After I write, I have nothing to say. The commentary afterwards is superfluous. I write. And that's enough.

- Yasmina Reza

What we like about women is sensuality, wildness, hormones. Women who make a song and dance about their intuition.

- Yasmina Reza

Theatre is a mirror, a sharp reflection of society. The greatest playwrights are moralists.

- Yasmina Reza

Courtesy is a waste of time; it weakens you and undermines you.

- Yasmina Reza