When women are excited about a date, they go immediately on a diet, because all women know they are hideously obese.
Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame. - Cynthia Heimel
Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.
- Cynthia Heimel
With dogs, you don't need gurus. Dogs are forever in the moment. They are always a tidal wave of feelings, and every feeling is some variant of love. - Cynthia Heimel
With dogs, you don't need gurus. Dogs are forever in the moment. They are always a tidal wave of feelings, and every feeling is some variant of love.
We must eschew anything trivial. We must embrace all that is frivolous.... Trivial things take up all your time and dull your senses, whereas frivoli… - Cynthia Heimel
We must eschew anything trivial. We must embrace all that is frivolous.... Trivial things take up all your time and dull your senses, whereas frivoli…
Throughout their lives, women try to pummel their bodies into some phantom ideal shape that exists only with a lot of airbrushing. ... I don't blame … - Cynthia Heimel
Throughout their lives, women try to pummel their bodies into some phantom ideal shape that exists only with a lot of airbrushing. ... I don't blame …
The moment you decide that you're a grownup now, and therefore must put away foolish things like staying out all night or cruising down strange highw… - Cynthia Heimel
The moment you decide that you're a grownup now, and therefore must put away foolish things like staying out all night or cruising down strange highw…
Those rosy memories we all share are actually memories from our favorite TV shows. We've confused our own childhoods with episodes of "Ozzie and Harr… - Cynthia Heimel
Those rosy memories we all share are actually memories from our favorite TV shows. We've confused our own childhoods with episodes of "Ozzie and Harr…
One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and void, and any … - Cynthia Heimel
One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and void, and any …
There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. - Cynthia Heimel
There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.
Possessions, for the terminally frightened, bring peace of mind. - Cynthia Heimel
Possessions, for the terminally frightened, bring peace of mind.
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