Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog.
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
- David Lee Roth
Classic Van Halen made people want to dance and f**k. Modern Van Halen makes you want to drink milk and drive foreign cars. - David Lee Roth
Classic Van Halen made people want to dance and f**k. Modern Van Halen makes you want to drink milk and drive foreign cars.
When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's. - David Lee Roth
When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.
If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records. - David Lee Roth
If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.
The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza! - David Lee Roth
The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!
I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults. - David Lee Roth
I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.
Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive - David Lee Roth
Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive
When you can spell subpoena without thinking about it, that's when you know you've made it. - David Lee Roth
When you can spell subpoena without thinking about it, that's when you know you've made it.
I think the two most difficult things to deal with in life are failure and success - David Lee Roth
I think the two most difficult things to deal with in life are failure and success
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