Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. - Wilson Mizner
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
- Wilson Mizner
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. - Wilson Mizner
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it. - Wilson Mizner
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. - Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed. - Wilson Mizner
I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. - Wilson Mizner
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. - Wilson Mizner
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears. - Wilson Mizner
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something. - Wilson Mizner
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
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