Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy-oh-boy women are perfect, perfect joy and perfect ache. Joy when you first meet them and get to know them. Ache when you leave them. Joy. Ache. Joy. Ache. Joyachejoyachejoyachejoyache.
Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the g… - Joe Pesci
Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the g…
- Joe Pesci
Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning. - Joe Pesci
Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.
Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating? - Joe Pesci
Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?
I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bu… - Joe Pesci
I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bu…
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? - Joe Pesci
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?
You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run. - Joe Pesci
You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.
You win, you win. You lose, you still win. - Joe Pesci
You win, you win. You lose, you still win.
I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill. - Joe Pesci
I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.
Ah, I don't do interviews, really. - Joe Pesci
Ah, I don't do interviews, really.
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