Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy-oh-boy women are perfect, perfect joy and perfect ache. Joy when you first meet them and get to know them. Ache when you leave them. Joy. Ache. Joy. Ache. Joyachejoyachejoyachejoyache.
Ah, I don't do interviews, really. - Joe Pesci
Ah, I don't do interviews, really.
- Joe Pesci
I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bu… - Joe Pesci
I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bu…
You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run. - Joe Pesci
You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.
Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the g… - Joe Pesci
Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the g…
Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating? - Joe Pesci
Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?
Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning. - Joe Pesci
Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.
You win, you win. You lose, you still win. - Joe Pesci
You win, you win. You lose, you still win.
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? - Joe Pesci
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?
I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife. - Joe Pesci
I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.
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