Subsisting on a diet drawn from one food group isn't healthy or gratifying. Even eating cupcakes 24/7 eventually would get old!

- Jenna Mccarthy

Women tell stories; men want answers. Guys get impatient when we drone on forever; we get frustrated when they tune out.

- Jenna Mccarthy

Women, we care a great deal about being thin and good looking, whereas men mostly care about sex - ideally with women who are thinner and better look…

- Jenna Mccarthy

As relationships progress, the time you spend smooching diminishes. Where kissing was once an enjoyable entree unto itself, it becomes a mere appetiz…

- Jenna Mccarthy

Scientific studies about relationships fascinate me, and I devour them hungrily, especially when they give big, fancy-sounding names to everyday expe…

- Jenna Mccarthy

If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up in my forties flipping my husband the bird over potato chi…

- Jenna Mccarthy

Merely watching a romantic comedy causes relationship satisfaction to plummet. Apparently, the bitter realization that maybe it could happen to us, b…

- Jenna Mccarthy

[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pou…

- Jenna Mccarthy

I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.

- Jenna Mccarthy