Our sainted aunts prate of living for others while our rich uncles call us mollycoddles for not fighting for what we want. Murder is a patriotic act …

- Nicholas Samstag

The wonder is not that so many people have sick or battered souls, but that they think they have souls at all.

- Nicholas Samstag

Judas sold his soul for thirty pieces of silver; Faust sold his for some extra years of youth; Marilyn Monroe deserted Jesus Christ for Arthur Miller.

- Nicholas Samstag