The written word is redundant on the high seas. Why? Because paper gets wet too easily.
Someone with an obsession for arranging things in alphabetical order was an abcedist, whereas someone with an obsession for arranging them in reverse… - Walter Moers
Someone with an obsession for arranging things in alphabetical order was an abcedist, whereas someone with an obsession for arranging them in reverse…
- Walter Moers
If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious. - Walter Moers
If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious.
Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact … - Walter Moers
Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact …
On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk. - Walter Moers
On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk.
Anyone can write. Some people can write a bit better than others; they're called authors. Then there are some who can write better than authors; they… - Walter Moers
Anyone can write. Some people can write a bit better than others; they're called authors. Then there are some who can write better than authors; they…
Reading is an intelligent way of not having to think. - Walter Moers
Reading is an intelligent way of not having to think.
This is wine," Ghoolion said solemnly. "Wine is drinkable sunlight. It's the most glorious summer's day imaginable, captured in a bottle. Wine can be… - Walter Moers
This is wine," Ghoolion said solemnly. "Wine is drinkable sunlight. It's the most glorious summer's day imaginable, captured in a bottle. Wine can be…
In my profession it isn’t a question of telling good literature from bad. Really good literature is seldom appreciated in its own day. The best autho… - Walter Moers
In my profession it isn’t a question of telling good literature from bad. Really good literature is seldom appreciated in its own day. The best autho…
No one who writes a good book is really dead. - Walter Moers
No one who writes a good book is really dead.
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