I have a work-out regime; I am not a maniac. It sounds cliche, but stand-up comedy, doing a one-man show, helps keep me young, and yes, it is exhausting, but I don't collapse.
In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln … - Robert Klein
In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln …
- Robert Klein
I'd walk into the school, smell that institutional smell of the tomato soup, peanut butter, disinfectant, and boys room. Pass the lunchroom, see the … - Robert Klein
I'd walk into the school, smell that institutional smell of the tomato soup, peanut butter, disinfectant, and boys room. Pass the lunchroom, see the …
I have no statistics to prove it, but I'm sure the American workplace will be adversely affected on Monday, the day after XXIV. The game will be the … - Robert Klein
I have no statistics to prove it, but I'm sure the American workplace will be adversely affected on Monday, the day after XXIV. The game will be the …
I learned more at The Second City than I did at Yale for all that high tuition. - Robert Klein
I learned more at The Second City than I did at Yale for all that high tuition.
I have a work-out regime; I am not a maniac. It sounds cliche, but stand-up comedy, doing a one-man show, helps keep me young, and yes, it is exhaust… - Robert Klein
I have a work-out regime; I am not a maniac. It sounds cliche, but stand-up comedy, doing a one-man show, helps keep me young, and yes, it is exhaust…
And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy. - Robert Klein
And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy.
In the book of things people more often do wrong than right, investing must certainly top the list, followed closely by wallpapering and eating artic… - Robert Klein
In the book of things people more often do wrong than right, investing must certainly top the list, followed closely by wallpapering and eating artic…
But I think the other is a little more like bullfighting, a little more daring and although I appreciate good acting and I liked being versatile my w… - Robert Klein
But I think the other is a little more like bullfighting, a little more daring and although I appreciate good acting and I liked being versatile my w…
The `50s were terrifying with nuclear bomb stuff but boring in a social way and then the `60s were happening, and remember, there was no AIDS. - Robert Klein
The `50s were terrifying with nuclear bomb stuff but boring in a social way and then the `60s were happening, and remember, there was no AIDS.
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