If I could have enough money that I know I could buy a house someday, and if I want to have kids, I could raise them - I don't need the money grab. I…

- Chris Gethard

You need an immense amount of luck and perseverance to even be on the playing field for success on a grand scale.

- Chris Gethard

I think people kind of come up and go, "Why hasn't that person busted out?" Almost always at the end of career, what you find out is that either cons…

- Chris Gethard

Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule.

- Chris Gethard

I'm just trying to do my part before I get hit by a bus.

- Chris Gethard

The whole romanticized sad clown thing, we have to get rid of that. That has to go. That's just getting sick people to voluntarily stay sicker and sa…

- Chris Gethard

The best advice I've gotten in terms of that was someone who said, "People will surprise you if you let them."

- Chris Gethard

If people tell me something is impossible, I just want to prove that. I want to know that that's for certain. I don't want to not do something becaus…

- Chris Gethard

I think you can make good things happen if you look for them. Life is a very positive thing.

- Chris Gethard