As the world becomes ever more crowded, so folding will become ever more important.

- Guy Browning

Men love women because they are the loveliest things on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn. Some men prefer to love oth…

- Guy Browning

Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madams, greeting punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs, and …

- Guy Browning

To turn ordinary clothes into gardening clothes, simply mix with compost.

- Guy Browning

People who get to the top of any organisation are generally dysfunctional human beings who are overachieving, overcompensating or overbearing.

- Guy Browning

Major cities are divided into two parts; the bits that are in the guidebook and the bits that aren't. If you don't take a guidebook, you'll see a dif…

- Guy Browning

Never work for a company that says people are its most important asset. If you wanted to get a mortgage and you said that your only asset was people …

- Guy Browning

Growing up is when you understand you get what you give, not what you're given.

- Guy Browning

What makes a date so dreadful is the weight of expectation attached to it. There is every chance that you may meet your soulmate, get married, have c…

- Guy Browning