The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

- Fred Green

Don't worry about where you are. Watch the first derivative.

- Fred Green

Are you sick and tired of men sniveling and whining about how we women want to smother them? If you can still hear them whining you aren't holding th…

- Fred Green

The world is not fair. If you persist in presuming it is, you will create a lot of unnecessary misery for yourself.

- Fred Green

If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy.

- Fred Green

Don't worry about how things are. Watch where they are headed.

- Fred Green

It is important to expose yourself to ideas you don't agree with from time to time. Attend a political rally of a party you do not like.

- Fred Green