Corporation: a miniature totalitarian state governed by a hierarchy of unelected officials who take a dim view of individualism, free speech, equalit…

- Rick Bayan

The world belongs to people with IQs of 120. Anything much greater or less amounts to a liability.

- Rick Bayan

Math anxiety: an intense lifelong fear of two trains approaching each other at speeds of 60 and 80 MPH.

- Rick Bayan

REVOLUTIONARY: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor.

- Rick Bayan

POWER: The ability to make our fellow humans squirm, sweat and stammer on command. Often regarded as an aphrodisiac; actually a potent laxative that,…

- Rick Bayan

Communism: Liberation of the people from the burdens of liberty

- Rick Bayan

We're still just the world's premium brand of ape.

- Rick Bayan

But God has the most fun with artists and writers: he inflames them with the desire to rival his own creations, then douses their overheated ambition…

- Rick Bayan

CHILDHOOD: The rapidly shrinking interval between infancy and first arrest on a drug or weapons charge.

- Rick Bayan