Why would you get up there and bore people? I never have figured that out. These people are supposedly in the entertainment industry, and they finally get up there to that podium and they become the most boring people in the world.
And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working. - Bill Murray
And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working.
- Bill Murray
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise. - Bill Murray
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop. - Bill Murray
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse. - Bill Murray
Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe. - Bill Murray
The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
Harold Ramis and I together did the ‘National Lampoon Show’ off Broadway, ‘Meatballs,’ ‘Stripes,’ ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’ H… - Bill Murray
Harold Ramis and I together did the ‘National Lampoon Show’ off Broadway, ‘Meatballs,’ ‘Stripes,’ ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’ H…
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. - Bill Murray
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying. - Bill Murray
Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey. - Bill Murray
You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
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