A lot of times the movies I think are the funniest are dramas. I feel like dramas are so much funnier because they're actually capturing human beings…

- Zach Woods

I would rather a sex tape make its way out than a video of me doing all of the different grunt sounds. I'm not eager for a sex tape to leak, but in t…

- Zach Woods

Steven Spielberg name is synonymous with Hollywood. You sometimes meet people who revel in their own mythology, and he doesn't feel like that, at all…

- Zach Woods

The days that you record by yourself, you feel like a crazy person because you're saying the same line, 10 different ways, or they ask you for 10 dif…

- Zach Woods

We went to Comic-Con and there were people dressed up as the characters. There's a whole canon of Ninjago history that I didn't even know about until…

- Zach Woods

When I was a kid I wanted to be a musician. I used to play the trumpet. I practiced all the time, but I got braces and I couldn't play it anymore, so…

- Zach Woods

I don't go to see many comedies anymore, because I guess it feels like another day at the office.

- Zach Woods

I think I gravitate towards characters who are slight outsiders. It's fun to play a character that wants so badly to be included in the normal activi…

- Zach Woods

I remember as a child listening to comedic musicals and thinking they were a real riot. I had pretty questionable taste in comedy.

- Zach Woods