Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?

- Robert Clark

I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.

- Robert Clark

I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a warning that told me 'smoking can cause fatal …

- Robert Clark

My daughter told me she wasn't afraid of spider but that she was afraid of my smoking. She said that she was afraid of my dying.

- Robert Clark

Embryonic cells, by their very definition, are not from your body. Right now, inside your body, you have everything necessary to build what you need …

- Robert Clark