I would just go insane in a public school. I don't have enough clothes.You have to be Heidi Klum to go to public school now. It's crazy. I feel sorry for these kids, not to mention that the new Secretary Of Education, Betsy DeVos, is against education.
Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you. - Judy Tenuta
Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you.
- Judy Tenuta
My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait." - Judy Tenuta
My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait."
What do men want? Men want a mattress that cooks. - Judy Tenuta
What do men want? Men want a mattress that cooks.
You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard. - Judy Tenuta
You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard.
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide? - Judy Tenuta
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?
I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist. - Judy Tenuta
I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.
I turned down a date once because I was looking for someone a little closer to the top of the food chain. - Judy Tenuta
I turned down a date once because I was looking for someone a little closer to the top of the food chain.
I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself. - Judy Tenuta
I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself.
I should have my own show by now. Yeah. How many damn sitcoms does Kelsey Grammer need? How many more stupid Housewives do they need throwing tables … - Judy Tenuta
I should have my own show by now. Yeah. How many damn sitcoms does Kelsey Grammer need? How many more stupid Housewives do they need throwing tables …
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