Love is when two people who care for each other get confused.

- Bob Schneider

If I had to just play 200 shows a year with the same set, there'd be a gun. In my mouth. With bullets in it.

- Bob Schneider

It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games) kids are interested in today. They're not e…

- Bob Schneider

Usually horror in your personal life can translate into some good music. Sometimes. Sometimes it can be really maudlin and boring, and kind of person…

- Bob Schneider

I'm always writing new songs and doing them live, and I may do it for a week or two, and then never do it again.

- Bob Schneider

My dad's a musician, and he taught me how to play when I was three, I think, so I've been playing ever since. It's something I've always done. And wh…

- Bob Schneider

I would love to have everybody in the world love Bob Schneider. That's my goal- hundred per cent world domination!

- Bob Schneider