As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop.

- Jason Alexander

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.

- Jason Alexander

Israel is near and dear to my heart

- Jason Alexander

I think with challenge comes a little more fun.

- Jason Alexander

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

- Jason Alexander

We made a deal that was acceptable to us. We got paid very handsomely for our final season.

- Jason Alexander

Television, in particular, doesn't look for talent; it looks for personas. You have a great persona? You can be a TV star.

- Jason Alexander

Acting is not terribly important work, and I have always felt a bit of guilt about pursuing something that is so selfish. I love doing it, but it is …

- Jason Alexander

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

- Jason Alexander