People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw.

- Bill Lee

Smoking's a way to let you down slowly from a ballgame. It also makes you use less of the resources around. It makes people better in the way they ac…

- Bill Lee

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.

- Bill Lee

I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straig…

- Bill Lee

The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.

- Bill Lee

I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn int…

- Bill Lee

I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it made me impervi…

- Bill Lee

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him his last home run and thought I'd be remembered forever. Now, I'll have to th…

- Bill Lee

Alcohol is like anything else. It's only as bad as the person it's being poured into. If it's used to heighten an occasion, or to take an edge off st…

- Bill Lee