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I would rather sit next to a transgender person and discuss why every single one I've met smells like a bar in the daytime than listen to people tell my why I want to have children and that I just don't know it yet. I do know, because I'm me and my feelings are the ones in my head. I don't want to have kids, and it's not a device to get attention or have conversations about it. I simply find children incredibly immature and, more often than not, dumb.

Chelsea Handler's Popular Quotes

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing.

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My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being…

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Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.

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I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

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I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

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I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun …

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I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.

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I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

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It’s true what they say about patience being a virtue; it just happens to be a virtue that I choose not to pursue.

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