Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.
My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything. - Andy Dick
My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.
- Andy Dick
I have a very dark sense of humor. - Andy Dick
I have a very dark sense of humor.
I had no blood relatives till I made some. - Andy Dick
I had no blood relatives till I made some.
Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it. - Andy Dick
Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.
I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped. - Andy Dick
I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.
It's kind of hard to believe that people love me. - Andy Dick
It's kind of hard to believe that people love me.
It's pretty hard to offend me. I actually think people are a little too easily offended. - Andy Dick
It's pretty hard to offend me. I actually think people are a little too easily offended.
I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann. - Andy Dick
I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.
I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma. - Andy Dick
I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.
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