Wouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes?
The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating. - Nick Thune
The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.
- Nick Thune
In my senior year of high school, I was working at a dealership washing cars. For some reason, I asked them to give me a shot as a salesman for a shi… - Nick Thune
In my senior year of high school, I was working at a dealership washing cars. For some reason, I asked them to give me a shot as a salesman for a shi…
You know what’s really good is a greyhound in the shower. - Nick Thune
You know what’s really good is a greyhound in the shower.
I don't want to follow comedians because I don't want to see what they're thinking about, 'cause then maybe I won't stumble across a thought maybe I … - Nick Thune
I don't want to follow comedians because I don't want to see what they're thinking about, 'cause then maybe I won't stumble across a thought maybe I …
There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny. - Nick Thune
There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny.
I don't know if people really care about my opinion on things or how I come up with things, and maybe that's an insecurity and why we're comedians in… - Nick Thune
I don't know if people really care about my opinion on things or how I come up with things, and maybe that's an insecurity and why we're comedians in…
People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within 10 minutes. Whereas … - Nick Thune
People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within 10 minutes. Whereas …
I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I want. - Nick Thune
I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I want.
People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter. - Nick Thune
People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter.
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