It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's … - Sam Kinison
Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's …
- Sam Kinison
It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!! - Sam Kinison
The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG! - Sam Kinison
The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!
How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love? - Sam Kinison
How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?
There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out. - Sam Kinison
There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. - Sam Kinison
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! - Sam Kinison
My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!
I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't … - Sam Kinison
I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't …
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change. - Sam Kinison
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
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