Back in August, I wrote a post about the supposed race to the bottom with ebooks, refuting some nonsense written by an establishment bonehead. This m…

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Fate is a future you didn't try hard enough to change.

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Before you make the key, study the lock.

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If you can't be smart or funny, be brief.

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Every tomorrow has two handles we can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith If you can quit, quit. If you can't quit, sto…

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Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give …

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As writers, we can do whatever we want to. We're only limited by our imaginations. What an amazing, incredible time to be alive. How lucky we all are.

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You can't be both happy and ambitious.

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Of course, Jack Kilborn is better than both of us combined and mixed with a side helping of the Bronte sisters.

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