The X-Games - I watch that; I'm not impressed. That's white dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something that black dudes won't touch.
My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell … - Godfrey
My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell …
- Godfrey
I got into trouble a lot in school. They say you're a disturbance in class. You're a distraction, they're moving you around. You never really get rew… - Godfrey
I got into trouble a lot in school. They say you're a disturbance in class. You're a distraction, they're moving you around. You never really get rew…
I think that sometimes I've been a little too nice. I think you have to have a balance. When you're too nice people take you for granted, they take y… - Godfrey
I think that sometimes I've been a little too nice. I think you have to have a balance. When you're too nice people take you for granted, they take y…
Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country! - Godfrey
Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!
I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport. - Godfrey
I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.
I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest. - Godfrey
I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.
The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and … - Godfrey
The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and …
I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk. - Godfrey
I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.
You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic. - Godfrey
You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.
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