Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche.

- Anthony Langston

I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum.

- Anthony Langston

We are men on a budget. I mean, why go all the way to Amsterdam when you can just go to Harry Hines?

- Anthony Langston

You can't kill rock and roll without a silver bullet because she's a werewolf.

- Anthony Langston