I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages.

- Tristan Macmanus

I used to go play football matches in the morning, and Id go straight from me football game to a dance competition.

- Tristan Macmanus

Yeah, spray tans are not for me.

- Tristan Macmanus

Welcome. Come on in to me world.

- Tristan Macmanus