I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

- Lee Trevino

If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.

- Lee Trevino

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

- Lee Trevino

I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.

- Lee Trevino

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

- Lee Trevino

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

- Lee Trevino

If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.

- Lee Trevino

One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic.

- Lee Trevino

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

- Lee Trevino