All is fair in love, war and tax evasion.

- Tom Sharpe

I have yet to met a liberal who can withstand the attrition of prolonged discussion of the unessentials.

- Tom Sharpe

If a little knowledge was a dangerous thing, a lot was lethal.

- Tom Sharpe

There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk.

- Tom Sharpe

I don't want to hear what the price of meat is.

- Tom Sharpe