You can either be a con or a man—you can’t be both.

- Peter Burke

All of your quotes are getting on my nerves.

- Peter Burke

From time to time historians need to be shocked.

- Peter Burke

Justice is restoring order, not furthering chaos.

- Peter Burke

Any shlub can pick up a girl at a bar. Want a challenge? Try keeping a beautiful woman happy for ten years running.

- Peter Burke

Real love is fighting like hell to hold on to every moment you have with her. It’s making a life together and making it work no matter what happens.

- Peter Burke