I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid f…

- Eric Bristow

Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time.

- Eric Bristow

You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.

- Eric Bristow

I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning.

- Eric Bristow

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

- Eric Bristow

I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

- Eric Bristow

I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down …

- Eric Bristow

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

- Eric Bristow

You eat when you're hungry, and I'm not normally hungry in the mornings.

- Eric Bristow