Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.

- Charlie Sheen

There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I decl…

- Charlie Sheen

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

- Charlie Sheen

I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.

- Charlie Sheen

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

- Charlie Sheen

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

- Charlie Sheen

Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.

- Charlie Sheen

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying'…

- Charlie Sheen

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

- Charlie Sheen