You can't regret what you can't remember.

- Lisa Birnbach

Preppy clothes are built to last, since they certainly won't go out of style.

- Lisa Birnbach

In a true democracy everyone can be upper class and live in Connecticut.

- Lisa Birnbach

Looking, acting, and ultimately being Prep is not restricted to an elite minority lucky enough to attend prestigious private schools, just because an…

- Lisa Birnbach

Sarcasm mascarades as the Preppy's sense of humor.

- Lisa Birnbach

Wool, cotton, and the odd bits of silk and cashmere are the only acceptable materials for Prep clothes. They look better. They require professional m…

- Lisa Birnbach

It is the inalienable right of every man, woman, and child to wear khaki.

- Lisa Birnbach

Cynicism is more than a pose; it's also a handy time saver. By deflating your companion's enthusiasm, you can cut conversations in half.

- Lisa Birnbach

Even if you're starting from scratch and buying a new wardrobe, preppy clothes are very fairly priced compared to high fashion. They're very easy to …

- Lisa Birnbach