I will dance and frolic with my Fronkeys from here to eternity.

- Rob Cantrell

You don't know what a semi-colon does... sort of like my act.

- Rob Cantrell

Some people have an inner child that speaks to them. I have an inner old man who just yells random [stuff] at me all day.

- Rob Cantrell

I got booted out third, but to me [Last Comic Standing] was a lot like Rambo II...I don't really remember much...there was rats, people bombing, scre…

- Rob Cantrell