Ah, love. A dreadful bond! And yet, so easily severed.

- Davy Jones

I'd like a glass of cold gravy with a hair in it, please.

- Davy Jones

The Monkees are like the mafia. You're in for life. Nobody gets out.

- Davy Jones

I only bet on what's dearest to a man's heart. Else there is no way to tell if he's bluffing. What a man is willing to risk or not to risk, that's a …

- Davy Jones

Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare. All your sins punished. I can offer you...an escape.

- Davy Jones

Justin Bieber stole my haircut. And Axl Rose stole my dance!

- Davy Jones

The only people who didn't like it [The Monkees] were the French, and they don't even like themselves, so what's the point?

- Davy Jones

I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy.

- Davy Jones

I like tall girls because I like someone to look up to.

- Davy Jones