You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car.

- Bobby H. Barbee, Sr.

Do you have any bald ice cream?

- Bobby H. Barbee, Sr.

I see the rodeo's in town again.

- Bobby H. Barbee, Sr.

The Barbarian's shoes are Hair Jordans

- Bobby H. Barbee, Sr.

The only thing they recognize is a buffet

- Bobby H. Barbee, Sr.

Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers.

- Bobby H. Barbee, Sr.