You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.

- Bob Bruce

I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard.

- Bob Bruce

My favorite, and I repeat it often while swimming is from a well known coach around here

- Bob Bruce

What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots.

- Bob Bruce