I think everyone should read The Girl on The Train, especially if they loved Gone Girl. It's about Rachel, a girl who sees a couple on her commute. T…

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You need to have a life. Have fun. Then ruin it by having a serious relationship

- Kyle

Life is a puzzle. Every piece fits together to create who we are, what we do, how we feel. Every experience shapes us into who we will eventually bec…

- Kyle

Fans don't mind him doing a little touch-up work, but Jesus wants complete renovation. Fans come to Jesus thinking tune-up, but Jesus is thinking ove…

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Kyle Busch has got to be the loneliest NASCAR driver ever. He's led so many laps he never sees anybody in front of him for two-thirds of the race. He…

- Kyle

If you stopped yourself every time you said, I have to and changed it to, I get to, it might change your entire experience.

- Kyle

If someone says that they saw a Sasquatch, they're either lying or they are stupid! Now stop lying about the Jewpacabra before stupid people start be…

- Kyle

When people have children, they have to grow up!

- Kyle

Swearing can be fun, but doing it all the time causes a lot of problems

- Kyle