The saving of empty beer and liquor bottles is a strange college phenomenon. I bet most of you college students reading this right now have some empt…

- Aaron Karo

A very awkward situation occurs often in New York City when you are walking down a relatively empty sidewalk and there happens to be a person walking…

- Aaron Karo

People who leave their cars on the street with tape covering their broken windows are obviously too trusting. I mean, when your car did have glass fo…

- Aaron Karo

Video store arguments really bother me. Let's say it's a slow night on campus so you decide to stay in and rent a movie. You're in the video store an…

- Aaron Karo

What is with waiters who don't write anything down and memorize your order instead? Are you trying to impress me or something? If you were that smart…

- Aaron Karo

I think the way you can tell if a guy and girl are in a serious relationship is whether or not they have black and white pictures of themselves toget…

- Aaron Karo

"You only live once" is also an equally compelling reason not to do something

- Aaron Karo