You'd better stop readin' and writin' and start hittin' !

- Mickey Rivers

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

- Mickey Rivers

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

- Mickey Rivers

I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same.

- Mickey Rivers

Out of what... a thousand?

- Mickey Rivers

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

- Mickey Rivers

Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.

- Mickey Rivers

I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can…

- Mickey Rivers

Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.

- Mickey Rivers