Hollywood is high school with money.

- Martin Mull

I was involved in the Great Folk Music scare back in the sixties, when it almost caught on.

- Martin Mull

Human beings are 70% water and with some the rest is colagen

- Martin Mull

Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.

- Martin Mull

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

- Martin Mull

You'd have to think that you're at least decent, or you couldn't get up every morning and do it. I think if I live long enough, I might be pretty good

- Martin Mull

If the real world is orange juice, then art is like orange-juice concentrate.

- Martin Mull

Yeah, I just finished a novel. Man those things take forever to read.

- Martin Mull

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

- Martin Mull