A man without enemies is a dishonest man.

- Dan Rice

If any young man wants to be a true temperance man let him go and get the delirium tremens, that'll settle it.

- Dan Rice

There are three forms of visual art: Painting is art to look at, sculpture is art you can walk around, and architecture is art you can walk through

- Dan Rice

Well, I guess I am about the livest dead man you ever saw; although I was once asked to accept a coffin.

- Dan Rice