I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.

- Cecily Strong

There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong.

- Cecily Strong

The founders of Snapchat last year turned down a $3 billion offer from Facebook and a $4 billion offer from Google. It was a surprising show of integ…

- Cecily Strong

Your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police.

- Cecily Strong

I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because that is not journalism.

- Cecily Strong

Paris is so beautiful. Mr. President, you should really think about going there sometime.

- Cecily Strong

Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn't it?

- Cecily Strong

Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that wi…

- Cecily Strong

I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer…

- Cecily Strong