A genius of comedy His talent brought joy and Laughter to all the world.

- Oliver Hardy

A knick-knack is a thing that sits on top of a whatnot.

- Oliver Hardy

You know, there's a right and wrong way to do everything.

- Oliver Hardy

If you must make a noise, make it quietly.

- Oliver Hardy

You're actually using your brain. That's what comes from associating with me.

- Oliver Hardy