You're as happy as you allow yourself to be - so why be unhappy?

- Marilyn Quayle

Anyone who knows Dan Quayle knows that he would rather play golf than have sex any day.

- Marilyn Quayle

I would not have married Dan Quayle had I not thought he was an equal to me.

- Marilyn Quayle

I'd like to dispel the myth that when you put a wedding ring on a woman, her brain stops.

- Marilyn Quayle