So... you're an assassin?" Dave asked incredulously. "Why do I feel like you'd have used the same tone if I'd just confessed to being a stripper?" I demanded. "Sorry," he said quickly. "I'm just surprised, is all.
Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot's Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry. - Jennifer Rardin
Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot's Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry.
- Jennifer Rardin
I described the pyramid we'd found and waited for him to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately he's afraid of wagons. And bands. - Jennifer Rardin
I described the pyramid we'd found and waited for him to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately he's afraid of wagons. And bands.
Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country. - Jennifer Rardin
Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.
Besides my professional goals, I have a couple of private ones, my man. One of those is to pet a kangaroo before I leave Australia. I understand ther… - Jennifer Rardin
Besides my professional goals, I have a couple of private ones, my man. One of those is to pet a kangaroo before I leave Australia. I understand ther…
Unbelievable. After what just happened between us no, I don’t have any right. None at all. We’re barely a couple. We’re not even sleeping together. I… - Jennifer Rardin
Unbelievable. After what just happened between us no, I don’t have any right. None at all. We’re barely a couple. We’re not even sleeping together. I…
So of course that was the moment my motherboard decided to do a short internal scan, throw up its hands, and screech, “Dear Lawd, a VAMPIRE has taken… - Jennifer Rardin
So of course that was the moment my motherboard decided to do a short internal scan, throw up its hands, and screech, “Dear Lawd, a VAMPIRE has taken…
Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number seventeen why Indiana Jones is my … - Jennifer Rardin
Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number seventeen why Indiana Jones is my …
I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I've never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me off right now? - Jennifer Rardin
I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I've never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me off right now?
Hey, if you're going to price yourself, I say go high. - Jennifer Rardin
Hey, if you're going to price yourself, I say go high.
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