When you're done [with writing a book], people tell you "Well, gee, I'm not interested." "Great, I'm glad I sat down and wrote this!"
When I'm funny is when I'm angriest. - Lewis Black
When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.
- Lewis Black
In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twe… - Lewis Black
In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twe…
Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots. - Lewis Black
Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots.
I'm a happy person but an angry citizen. - Lewis Black
I'm a happy person but an angry citizen.
Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green. - Lewis Black
Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.
That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone. - Lewis Black
That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.
I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I'm not. - Lewis Black
I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I'm not.
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. - Lewis Black
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents - doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And … - Lewis Black
Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents - doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And …
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