If you're a burglar, it's no good waiting about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don't advocate that obviously, it's just an analogy.
It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake. - Ian Holloway
It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake.
- Ian Holloway
Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish - Ian Holloway
Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish
I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brot… - Ian Holloway
I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brot…
My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big man upstairs why he didn't … - Ian Holloway
My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big man upstairs why he didn't …
Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark. - Ian Holloway
Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.
If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb - Ian Holloway
If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb
There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth. - Ian Holloway
There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.
Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon. - Ian Holloway
Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.
My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth. - Ian Holloway
My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.
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