When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking!

- Mark Grace

A slumpbuster is when you have to take one for the team. It's finding the biggest, nastiest, fattest broad, and you put the wood to her to come out o…

- Mark Grace

I just hope Sammy (Sosa) gets the attention he deserves. Not only has he hit sixty-two homers, but he has carried us. He is without doubt the MVP of …

- Mark Grace